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The Half-Blood Serb

Personality: INTJ. Slytherin. Enneagram type 3w4. True Neutral. Master Assassin. Grapheme synesthesiate. Bisexual. Houses Lannister and Tyrell. Will be majoring in Physics. Perth, Australia.

Fandoms include: Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Avengers, Merlin, The Tudors, The Borgias, Torchwood, Orange is the New Black, Elementary, Elder Scrolls, Assassin's Creed, Sims and anything related to science or history.


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  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want

tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings




grawly:

phantomdoodler:

okay but at this summer art program I really did have a classmate who created this whole complex world for his comic and the culture of the main characters considered hands to be inappropriate parts of the body and everyone wore oven mitt like things to fulfill this extensively developed world he had created just so he wouldn’t have to draw hands

absolutely fucking incredible




markruffalo:

aos-skimmons:

so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…

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i don’t know why but it made me happy 

I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.





thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

mikefuentes5150:

amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:

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IT GOT BETTER

GOD OF FERTILITY BITCHES



notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.





high-blogging:

bye guys this is my stop



lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you




mothballmilkshake:

When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 






mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!




wester5sos:

: Newest trend: Floorskank


super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”





little-lark:

queenkoi:

I’m about to ufcking piss

rip in pieces



timbeon:

gajeelredfox:

gajeelredfox:

this sentence is giving me a migraine 

Iggy’s gonna be the first real superstar female rapper you guys ignore Lauryn and Missy’s grammy’s and critical acclaim ignore Nicki’s platinum albumS and sell out tours and critically acclaimed mixtapes ignore it all, ms crocodile dundee dropped one mediocre 8 track mixtape and did 2 songs that everyone only knows the chorus too SHE’S the one to watch!!! 

The most depressing part of this is that lat month Nicki Minaj actually broke the record for the most appearances as a lead, collaborative, or featured guest artist on the Billboard Hot 100. But nah, forget her, she’s not important, let’s all gush about how successful Iggy Azalea is instead.



miki-quinn:

plus sized models are JUST as unrealistic as skinny models.

They have been elongated, their cellulite has been brushed out, waists pinched and hips widened and rounded.

It makes us think “I’m not even plus sized pretty” when NO-ONE IS.

They aren’t being forward thinking.

They aren’t embracing body positivity

They’ve just creating another unrealistic standard for women to hate themselves for.