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This blog is property of an INTJ, Slytherin, Time Lady, Vanir, High Priestess of the Old Religion, Hiddlestoner, Cumberbabe, Nerdfighter, and Dunmer Spellsword from Houses Lannister and Tyrell, currently residing in Perth, Australia.

Fandoms include: Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Avengers, Merlin, Tudors, Torchwood, Elder Scrolls, Sims and anything related to science or history (with special mention to medieval or Tudor England).

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igivetoomanyfeels:

this guy right here needs a bigger fandom

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his little self was charming

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he’s cute as a dozen of kittens

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and puppies

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dat acting skills though

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btw he’s actually hot

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shirtless alert

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and let’s all admit that his joffrey was legen-freaking-dary

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just look at this evil little asshole

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but he’s the way he is because of this amazing actor

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so appreciate

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and kneel for the king Jack Gleeson

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tentacletherapissed:

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and ways at last five fucking pounds.

im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

hOW BOUT U DONT 



grayewind:

my mom asked me why I never leave the house and I told her there must always be a stark in winterfell






"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)


thedoctorknits:

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU






thescienceofjohnlock:

bennyslegs:

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

I smiled so hard my face hurts.




"There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build an organization, raise money, create a database, buy a house, love a child, spot a scam, talk someone out of suicide, or figure out what was important to me. Not knowing how to do these things is what messes people up in life, not whether they know algebra or can analyze literature."

William Upski Wimsatt (via wordsthat-speak)




acciothenoseofvoldemort:

lumos5001:

i promise you this is a kids show

which is why this shouldn’t be happening



tyleroakley:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

trolllinginthedeep:

yo

that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt

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Somehow Tumblr will hate him for this. They’ll find a way.








"Everyone wants to be Batman, but everyone should be Captain America."

Captain America Doesn’t Need To Be A Jerk To Be Interesting  (via tipsyggnostalgic)



sixpenceee:

In 1954 (when homosexuality wasn’t as accepted as it is now) James Olds and Peter Milner of McGill University discovered that the septal region is the feel-good center of the brain.

Electrical stimulation of it produces sensations of intense pleasure and sexual arousal.

Heath decided to test whether repeated stimulation of the septal region could transform a homosexual man into a heterosexual. 

Heath referred to his homosexual subject as patient B-19. He attached electrodes to his pleasure center, and then gave B-19 carefully controlled amounts of stimulation in experimental sessions.

Heath decided to proceed with the final stage in which B-19 would be introduced to a sexually-willing female partner.

With permission from the state attorney general, Heath arranged for a 21 old female prostitute to visit the lab, and he placed her in a room with B-19.

For an hour B-19 did nothing, but then the prostitute took the initiative and a successful sexual encounter between the two occurred. Heath considered this a positive result.

Little is know of B-19’s later life. But it is reported that he went back to a life homosexual prostitution. 

This experiment wasn’t completely successful at all. 

And it goes back to a theory of mine, that says you can’t really electrically stimulate someone to like someone else.

Maybe you can stimulate them to lust, but not love. 

B-19, clearly didn’t want women even after his pleasure centers were stimulated in the presence of a women. 

This sort of experiment would be considered unethical today. 

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the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey




i-am-phanlocked:

fucking-landshark:

Here, have some young Dan.

tahnk you



ohmygil:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

it’s ok they said “no homo” beforehand.