Vintage Tumblr Themes
The Half-Blood Serb

This blog is property of an INTJ, Slytherin, Time Lady, Vanir, High Priestess of the Old Religion, Hiddlestoner, Cumberbabe, Nerdfighter, and Dunmer Spellsword from Houses Lannister and Tyrell, currently residing in Perth, Australia.

Fandoms include: Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Avengers, Merlin, Tudors, Torchwood, Elder Scrolls, Sims and anything related to science or history (with special mention to medieval or Tudor England).

Please proceed with caution.


1/1607 Next


mikaverleth:

#”damn fucking right i did”




midnight-strikey:

dorkly:

The Most Realistic Game Ever

sTOP




queenspritzee:

puke-ahontas:

edgebug:

sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years

this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow

Prozac has literally stopped me killing myself. I would be dead if it weren’t for antidepressants. If you spread misinformation I’ll come to your house and smack u into orbit.

I’ll join you and steamroll people




katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.



strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

spacemarried:

socknerd:

squeakykins:

stfusexists:

bapgeek:

askmeaboutmygrandkids:

mmapunks-oblivion:

moogy:

regularsizedmeech:

vandallsavage:

The game has been changed.

the game has not been changed that is probably why he got a no with his insensitive unreasonable self

'I spent money on you now you are mine, since you said no I want a refund'….yeahhhhh good thing she said no!

Fuck you cunts! She will never be able to give him back the shattered pieces of his heart that she stole from him or repair the damage she caused, if she won’t return the love he had for her, she may as well return all the money he worked hard for just to shower her with it and express his love and desire for her that she had just thrown back in his face. This is the exact reason I laugh at my friend for buying girls expensive ass gifts haha. Oh and before you go saying that that is obviously why he probably gets more girls than me, every one of those girls left him within the first few months lol Heart-breaking, gold digging cunts.

why won’t the cunts love you tho

Everything that is wrong with the dating game, summed up in one headline.

From the article:

A woman who turned down a marriage proposal from a wealthy suitor was shocked when he handed her a bill for roughly $185,000 that he claims amounts to all the money he spent on her.

Single mother Marie Lacombe(42), from Melbourne, Australia, says she was never actually romantically involved with 65-year-old Bruce DustingScallywag reports.

So delusional guy twenty years her senior turns what she believes to be a friendship during a hard time to basically be indentured servitude. And SHE’S the bad person.

^^^^

And even if they’d actually been going out, just because he spent money DOESN’T MEAN SHE OWES HIM THE REST OF HER LIFE. MARRIAGE IS NO LONGER A CONTRACT WHERE A MAN BUYS A WOMAN. GET THAT INTO YOUR HEADS!

And about “gold-diggers” - you’re the one deciding to let go of the money mate. No-one to blame but yourself.

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND. She dated this guy for a while and things didn’t work out and then he SENT HER A BILL FOR ALL THE MONEY HE SPENT DURING THEIR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE THERE WAS NO RETURN ON HIS INVESTMENT. I’m so glad she’s not with him anymore. SO GLAD.

This whole thing is pretty much a sequel to the friend zone. The guy is like “I don’t understand ! I’ve been kind and gave a lot of things to this woman, yet… she doesn’t love me ? I mean, she totally owes me love after all I did for her ! Oh well, if she doesn’t, then she’ll owe me money.”
It also follows the same “love-dispenser” pattern that usually comes with the friend zone. You know, the whole “A woman isn’t a machine you put kindness coins in until sex falls out”.
Well here, this woman isn’t some sort of machine you give money and expensive things to until marriage happens.

Being kind to someone doesn’t mean they have to be attracted to you afterwards, or that they owe you anything. Being kind to someone is like one of the things you have to do to be a decent human being. Of course, this doesn’t involve buying expensive presents for the other, but dude. They weren’t even dating. The guy just started buying her shit she probably didn’t want, expecting her to suddenly start liking him, and then demanded a fucking refund when he noticed that his “efforts” didn’t pay off.
Typical.





carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

holding-the-rope:

shadowpassion:

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

I will never stop my assault on tumblr and feminism

You will never silence the voice of men, never.

You can not gain equality unless you give it.

Ps? Getting kicked in the testicles is scientifically more painful than giving birth. So you can fuck yourselves.

I will never give up until every tumblr feminist is gone, withering away in the dirt. The egalitarian master race sends their regards.

Feminism is outdated.

Guys look fresh men tears

"scientifically more painful" when science can lay down a universal standard of pain tolerance i’ll delete my blog and join mma fighting lmfao




Gwendoline ships it. ( x )



mic-ro-wave:

internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

o hmy god




ericnorseman:

Steve Rogers and the people who loved him when he was nothing.


abby-graceful:

"bisexuals have straight passing privilege"
did you mean bi erasure ?
having people constantly assume im straight or gay based on who im dating or how I dress isn’t a privilege. it’s degrading and ignorant.




middle-earth-and-westeros:

If you’re going to stab someone you have to either say “I am no man.” or “The Lannisters send their regards.” Sorry, I don’t make the rules.




sansastarking:

i am varys at EVERY social events i attend. 

image






thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

Didn’t they learn anything from Indiana Jones?

"It would not be made out of gold"

"That’s the cup of a carpenter"


alanaisreading:

jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones

Or the life story of Henry VIII.




840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.